Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOImN4Ayesw

So, I said to him, I said, “You pop that gum one more time…” and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots…into his head.

He told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He’d go to work, he’d come home, I’d fix him a drink, We’d have dinner. And then I found out, “Single” he told me? Single, my ass. Not only was he married … oh, no, he had six wives.

He was crazy and he kept screamin’, “you been screwin the milkman.”Then he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times.

UH UH, not guilty!

I come back, open the door, and there’s Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.

But he was always trying to find himself. He’d go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.

– Cell Block Tango, Chicago

Just remembered the awesomeness that is the Cell Block Tango from Chicago (the movie, since there’s really no way for me to watch the show on Broadway as of the moment). Fantastic dance moves, awesome song, I bet this is all sorts of awesome on stage.