httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT-5-tW70xw

Lemmings jump off a cliff to what — their death? Pretty damn senseless, I say.

But who am I to criticize? Hell if I know what pleasure they get from plunging into the (possibly) rocky waters below. So I’ll shut up and stew about this on my own.

Hmmm. Yeah. I think that’s better.

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Ha, but the whole suicidal lemming thing is actually just a myth. Lemmings migrate in scores and those at the front of the pack just get pushed off the cliff because all those at the back are in such a hurry to move move move move. But hey, knowing the actual fact renders the whole thing boring. So let’s just pretend that they actually want to jump off a cliff ten thousand feet high and they do that — I dunno, just for fun?

Yeah. I think that’s better.