Wala na talagang redeeming factor eh. Pero bakit ba eh sa gusto kong humirit eh! Kaya pagbigyan na. Via Alvin, nahanap ko ito, kung may mga korning pick-up lines, mayroon ding korning nerdong pick-up lines.
Aaaay, di pala to mag-apply sa lahat ng klase ng nerd. Pang-programmers pala. Ahihihi.
Game?
Game!
Programmer’s Pick-Up Lines
“You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”
“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
“You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.”
“I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.”
“You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).”
“I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.”
“You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.”
“You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.”
“If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.”
“Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.”
“We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.”
“public class YourWorld extends MyWorld”
“My love is a for loop without the increment operator– infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.”
“Let me be the ‘throws Exception’ to your ‘public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.”
“[me != me]. [me += you].”
“You are my superclass: you define what I can do.”
“You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.”
“My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().’ “
“I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.”
“My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.”
“Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.”
“You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.”
“You are my methods. I am nothing without you.”
“Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.”
“You are my API. I want to know everything about you.”
“Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.”
“I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.”
“Buti pa ang Strings, nag-mamatch.”
“Buti pa ang data type, may value.”
“Buti pa ang Swing components, may Listeners.”
“String myHeart = “I Love You”;
String[] herWords = myHeart.split(” “); return null;”
“My love for you comes with no strings attached.”
“Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.”
“My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite…. “
“Di na tayo kailangang i-cast pa; magkatype na tayo, e…”
EEE People’s Pick-Up Lines
“You are like a moving magnet, because you excite my field” — Okay, pang-EEE23 yata ito. (C/O Dyops)
“You are like a diode, because you have characteristic curves” (C/O Dyops)
PS — Hindi ako umimbento ng mga yan. Di ako aabot sa sukdulang ka-nerdo-han na ito :p
gaddemet ang galing! magamit nga mga to! =))
panalo! wahahahahahahahaha!!! this made my day 😀
nyahahahaha…gagana lang yan sa mga nerdoks din!!!
hahaahha!!! hindi talaga ikaw gumawa nun ha? heheheh
umamin ka na! secret lang natin promise! =P
@MACH: gumana sa yo no?! hahaha.
tinats.. hahahha.. astig to ah! 😀 hahahhaha.. 😀
“public class YourWorld extends MyWorld” <—— geeky grabe!!!! hahahaha
tinats, ganyan ba yung mga gusto mong pickup lines? wehhehe.. :p joke.. :p
pocha!
aaawwwww!! ang cutie! sobrang natuwa ako! ;))
kung may gumamit sakin na pick-up line na ganyan, may pag-asa siya sakin :))
“Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside. E-> panalo!
panalo! pahiram ng isa ah, gawin ko lang status! hihi
hahaha! dagdagan pa natin!
“you compile me.”
“you had me at hello, world.”
astig PEEJAY! may dagdag pa talaga 😀
at naka-relate din ako. so ibig bang sabihin e nerd din ako? :)) pahiram din ako :p
“You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null). E<– your life will point to garbage po. Wahahaha! (ano ba to java? Null daw ang default value.)
“Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you. E<– naaccess din sya ng friends mo. Nyeheheh. (halata bang C++ ako?)
MEEMAX! Masyado kang teknikal ahahaha.
at pero totoo yung tungkol sa friends. Nabasa ko yan last month eh. Atsaka parang sa C++ lang ba meron nung friend na keyword?
naiinis ako sa eee quotes… grrr…
you = my (new Date ());
grabe tinats, meron bang gumana dyan sa mga linyang yan? dapat magpa-survey tayo, bwahahaha 😆
hi, JOY! haha i have no idea. pero may gagana sa akin dyan sa mga yan 😉
talaga lang ha? dapat aminin, haha 😆