{"id":376,"date":"2009-03-16T12:29:01","date_gmt":"2009-03-16T03:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kilcher04.net\/?p=376"},"modified":"2009-03-16T12:29:01","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T03:29:01","slug":"stress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Stress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pronouncedyou.deviantart.com\/art\/Cactus-53007806\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/th04.deviantart.com\/fs15\/300W\/f\/2007\/101\/8\/9\/Cactus_by_pronouncedyou.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And the rattlesnake said,<br \/>\n&#8220;I wish I had hands so I could hug you like a man.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd then the cactus said,<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t you understand, my skin is covered with sharp spikes<br \/>\nThat&#8217;ll stab you like a thousand knives.<br \/>\nA hug would be nice, but hug my flower with your eyes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">&#8212; Kimya Dawson, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stlyrics.com\/lyrics\/juno\/treehugger.htm\">TreeHugger<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Image Source [ <a href=\"http:\/\/pronouncedyou.deviantart.com\/art\/Cactus-53007806\">&#8230;<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the rattlesnake said, &#8220;I wish I had hands so I could hug you like a man.&#8221; And then the &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/?p=376\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[429,431],"tags":[68,182,355],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}