{"id":259,"date":"2008-07-25T12:10:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T03:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kilcher04.net\/?p=259"},"modified":"2025-12-02T15:17:40","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T06:17:40","slug":"ishtaru-warusu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"SW"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sith Lord Kilcher<\/a> | Originally Uploaded by kilcher<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n

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Padawan: Alam mo, sabi dati ng isang high-ranking Jedi Knight, pagdating neto ni Padawan dati, ambait-bait-bait niyan \u2026<\/p>\n

Jar-Jar Binks: Tapos ngayon…<\/p>\n

Sith Lord: Bwahaha, maldita ka na rin!<\/p>\n

Padawan: Hindi na nga ako magdididikit sa yo, nasisira ang aura ko.<\/p>\n

Sith Lord: Bwahahaha, kita mo na, bawat sentence mo ngayon, may bahid na ng influence ko.<\/p>\n

Jar-Jar Binks: Grabe sa tawa ah. Bwahaha talaga.<\/p>\n

Sith Lord: Kelangan yan, kapag Sith Lord ka.<\/p>\n

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Jar-Jar Binks: Grabehan, nag-text ang nanay ko, nag-e-emote.<\/p>\n

Padawan: O bakit?<\/p>\n

Jar-Jar Binks: Chuva-chuva-chuva, chenes-chenes-chenes, iniwanan daw siya ng tatay namin (sumalangit nawa) pero ayos lang dahil meron naman siyang SEVEN wonderful kids.<\/p>\n

Padawan: Aaaah \u2026 (pause) \u2026 so EIGHT kayo?<\/p>\n

Sith Lord: Omigod, na-ti-tears-tears ako. I\u2019m soooooo proud of you, young padawan. You\u2019re learning really fast.<\/p>\n

Jar-Jar Binks: SEVEN nga lang kami.<\/p>\n

Sith Lord: Omigod, lalo akong naiyak. (to padawan) Di niya na-gets! My gash.<\/p>\n

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Padawan – A Jedi pupil or student, or broadly used as anyone that is learning.<\/p>\n

Sith Lord – The highest ranking Dark Jedi.<\/p>\n

Jar-Jar Binks – A Star Wars character introduced in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and one of the more irritating pieces of crap to come out of George Lucas’ brain.<\/p>\n

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Jar Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!<\/p>\n

Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?<\/p>\n

Jar Jar Binks: I speck!<\/p>\n

Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.<\/p>\n

Die Jar Jar. Die.<\/p>\n

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Disclaimer: May mga parte sa usapan na tunay na naganap. Yung iba, kathang-isip ko na lang wahehehe.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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