{"id":2248,"date":"2011-02-15T14:21:13","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T14:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/?p=2248"},"modified":"2011-02-15T14:21:13","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T14:21:13","slug":"pop-six-squish-uh-uh-cicero-lipschitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/?p=2248","title":{"rendered":"Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DOImN4Ayesw<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So, I said to him, I said, &#8220;You pop that gum one more time&#8230;&#8221; and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots&#8230;into his head.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He&#8217;d go to work, he&#8217;d come home, I&#8217;d fix him a drink, We&#8217;d have dinner. And then I found out, &#8220;Single&#8221; he told me? Single, my ass. Not only was he married &#8230; oh, no, he had six wives.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He was crazy and he kept screamin&#8217;, &#8220;you been screwin the milkman.&#8221;Then he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">UH UH, not guilty!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I come back, open the door, and there&#8217;s Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But he was always trying to find himself. He&#8217;d go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">&#8211; Cell Block Tango, Chicago<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just remembered the awesomeness that is the Cell Block Tango from Chicago (the movie, since there&#8217;s really no way for me to watch the show on Broadway as of the moment). Fantastic dance moves, awesome song, I bet this is all sorts of awesome on stage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Pop. Six. &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/?p=2248\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[431,435],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2248"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2253,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions\/2253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}