{"id":113,"date":"2008-03-14T10:39:37","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T01:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kilcher04.net\/2008\/03\/14\/nerd-na-nga-korni-pa\/"},"modified":"2008-03-14T10:39:37","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T01:39:37","slug":"nerd-na-nga-korni-pa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.journal.kilcher04.net\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Nerd Na Nga, Korni Pa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wala na talagang redeeming factor eh. Pero bakit ba eh sa gusto kong humirit eh! Kaya pagbigyan na. Via Alvin<\/a>, nahanap ko ito, kung may mga korning pick-up lines, mayroon ding korning nerdong pick-up lines.<\/p>\n

Aaaay, di pala to mag-apply sa lahat ng klase ng nerd. Pang-programmers pala. Ahihihi.<\/p>\n

Game?<\/p>\n

Game!<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Programmer’s Pick-Up Lines<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

“You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”<\/p>\n

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”<\/p>\n

“You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.”<\/p>\n

“I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.”<\/p>\n

“You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).”<\/p>\n

“I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.”<\/p>\n

“You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.”<\/p>\n

“You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.”<\/p>\n

“If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.”<\/p>\n

“Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.”<\/p>\n

“We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.”<\/p>\n

“public class YourWorld extends MyWorld”<\/font><\/p>\n

“My love is a for loop without the increment operator– infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.”<\/p>\n

“Let me be the ‘throws Exception’ to your ‘public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.”<\/p>\n

“[me != me]. [me += you].”<\/p>\n

“You are my superclass: you define what I can do.”<\/p>\n

“You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.”<\/p>\n

“My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().’ “<\/p>\n

“I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.”<\/p>\n

“My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.”<\/p>\n

“Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.”<\/p>\n

“You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.”<\/p>\n

“You are my methods. I am nothing without you.”<\/p>\n

“Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.”<\/p>\n

“You are my API. I want to know everything about you.”<\/p>\n

“Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.”<\/p>\n

“I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.”<\/p>\n

“Buti pa ang Strings, nag-mamatch.”<\/p>\n

“Buti pa ang data type, may value.”<\/p>\n

“Buti pa ang Swing components, may Listeners.”<\/p>\n

“String myHeart = “I Love You”;<\/p>\n

String[] herWords = myHeart.split(” “); return null;”<\/p>\n

“My love for you comes with no strings attached.”<\/p>\n

“Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.”<\/p>\n

“My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite…. “<\/p>\n

“Di na tayo kailangang i-cast pa; magkatype na tayo, e…”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

EEE People’s Pick-Up Lines<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

“You are like a moving magnet, because you excite my field”<\/font> — Okay, pang-EEE23 yata ito. (C\/O Dyops)<\/p>\n

“You are like a diode, because you have characteristic curves” (C\/O Dyops)<\/p>\n

PS — Hindi ako umimbento ng mga yan. Di ako aabot sa sukdulang ka-nerdo-han na ito :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wala na talagang redeeming factor eh. Pero bakit ba eh sa gusto kong humirit eh! Kaya pagbigyan na. Via Alvin, …<\/p>\n

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